Thursday, April 30, 2009

The "Nesting" Projects...

So I've been told that in every pregnancy there is a stage where the lovely lady feels the need to begin "nesting". Nesting means getting your house in order for the baby to feel comfortable, and so Mom still likes where she lives after she gets home from the hospital.

Nesting usually presents itself in the form of small projects around the house that will help the child feel welcome. This can entail projects like quilting baby blankets, sewing little clothes, assembling cribs, buying baby bedding, matching the colors, picking a theme, re-arranging some furniture, matching the window curtains in the baby room, rearranging some more furniture, matching the bedding for the twin bed in the baby room with the crib bedding, rearranging furniture in rooms not affiliated with baby nursery, buying pillows to match the bedding in the baby room, buying new furniture, throwing away old hand-me-down furniture, deciding to replace old carpet and flooring in your entire downstairs, picking a color for that flooring, deciding to paint the walls in one of those rooms, install laminate flooring in the main room, deciding to go ahead and just replace the flooring in the kitchen while you're at it, deciding that the kitchen needs a new paint job as well, replacing all the door jams and baseboards, sanding down and painting all the old doors, sanding the new baseboards and door jams, painting the door jams and baseboards, and completely renovating the downstairs area. In some extreme cases, you will have some women sell their homes and move, or just demolish the one they live in and rebuild it during the 9 months they're waiting to give birth.

In our case, we decided to do a smaller scale nesting project. The main part of this project is done and I will be finishing up other parts of it this week and next. Here's a brief summary of what we decided to do.

Tear up old flooring
Replace with new laminate floor
Paint downstairs and kitchen
Install new baseboards, door jams, and repaint interior doors
Rearrange office into guest room
Kick Ivan out of old guest room and create a nursery
Match all bedding and curtains to crib
Transform twin bed into day bed for Mommy to sleep on during nap time
Move all office bookshelves and desk into master bedroom (we just moved these bookshelves out of our room into the office in November and they weren't easy!)

I think that was about it. A pretty basic summary I suppose. Now here are some pictures of the main flooring project.

These are pictures of our home taken by the previous owner before we bought it.  Not a bad look at all.  He had matching furniture and a nice contemporary look.  We liked it. 

 So we decided to complement the interior design with some hand-me-down furniture, an old piano, a kitty condo, some wired electronics hanging everywhere, some wall hangings that matched perfectly, and a fake plant.  Oh yeah, and some animals' A cat... or three and a puppy.  Here are some photos (editor's note: I purposely made the room a little messy for dramatic purposes.  It's never like this in real life).

This was our kitchen.  Notice the sweet looking brass knobs on the cabinets.  I sure do miss those.

Here is the dining room.  You can see the previous laminate flooring that was in here.  It's lighter than what we put in.

And this miniature area is our front entry way.

So in order to get this project rolling, we needed to do some prep work.  The first thing was to tear up all carpeting downstairs and small parts of laminate flooring from previous floor (It was a hideous color and smelled like our puppy's urine).  We thought animals would add to the decor, but not so much...  

This is me tearing up flooring.  I got pretty good at this.  You'll also notice in this picture, the new color paint on the walls.  Ivan helped us move all the furniture out of the way and then Ashley, and her friend Kyndra got started on the painting while I was replacing the brakes on the car.  For the record, I would change brake pads for weeks on end if it meant I could avoid having to paint!  I can't stand painting.  I don't know why.  But also for the record, I did help out with the painting after I finished working on the car.  But Ashley was definitely the "Painting Queen".

We didn't want to move all the furniture into the garage, so we kind of rotated this pile of stuff around as we worked in different areas.  That's our piano next to the table.  Tearing up the carpet padding was fun because it was stapled down all over.  Ashley wanted to help with this part and pulled all the staples out with some pliers and a hammer.  We got pretty good at pulling nails and staples.

Now the most important part for putting a new floor in, is having good friends who've done it before on their own houses :)  In come Jason and Jon!!  This wouldn't have happened anytime before the baby arrives if it hadn't been for these guys.  They really made this happen.  

We split up the work over 2 evenings.  They showed up and went straight to work laying the floor.  Jason handled all the tricky cuts while Jon mapped out the rest.  Jon's the one with the shiny head trying to figure out why I'm taking pictures and not working :)  Actually, Ashley was taking the picture.  While they went to town on this part, I started on the kitchen...

...that would be Jason's butt. Again I did not take that picture... it was Ashley.

So I mentioned that while the other guys were laying the floor, I was working in the kitchen.  Well, when we were tearing up the flooring, we realized the kitchen had particle board laid on top of the subfloor.  It was nailed down every 2-4 inches and then covered with the linoleum flooring you see here.  We decided that we didn't need to tear this up because I was feeling lazy and we could just throw a different type of flooring on it.  Well, when Jason and Jon got there, they convinced us otherwise.  So I began tearing this stuff up.  It was a little slower than I had hoped for and I spent the entire night tearing this up with a pry-bar and hammer.  I would estimate we took out 200-300 nails at least just in the kitchen alone.

So after one night, we had laid about half the floor and I was about half way done with the kitchen.


Here is Ashley giddy with anticipation.  She's been talking about this since we moved into the house 2 years ago.

On to day 2!  We started again early in the evening and went till about 10 that night.  You can see here that we were filling up trash cans very quickly and leaving a fun pile of junk in the middle of the dining area.

Here's the kitchen after we had just started on it.  The kitchen had some challenging cuts that Jason had to work on.  He really was an expert at this stuff.

Almost there...

You can see how we shifted the furniture from the kitchen to the finished areas as we went.  It was getting pretty crowded over there.


Here's the kitchen right at the end. 

And here's Jon after the final piece was put in.  You da man!

And here is Jason, after all was said and done making sure every last piece was set just right.  He was the evil mastermind behind this job site and made everything run smoothly.  Thanks again Jason.

Here's the "Real Evil Mastermind" behind the finished product after we put the baseboards in and finished the doors, etc.  Ashley was kind enough to pose for this pic.  Look at the adorable belly :)  She just screams Evil Mastermind.

And here are the rest of the pictures we took after everything was put back in place.  I told you the messy picture above was not the norm for our house :)







Friday, April 10, 2009

Okay, Okay...

I'd like to give an official apology to all those regular readers who quit reading our blog because of the disgusting picture of someone's belly-button lint that has been on there for a few weeks now.
I just want to make sure this blog covers the important "issues" in life. I'm sorry to be the one that breaks this to you, but belly-button lint is never going away. It's a fact of life and we have to find ways to unite as a community and fight this battle till all belly-button lint is overcome (I am taking donations for those willing to fight this worthy cause).

On a more wonderful note. Let's look at sexy pictures of my wife!! She's a hottie and ready to pop in 7 short weeks!! Check this out!

This sexy picture was the end of Feb when she went to visit her family in California.


This sexy picture was exactly a month later in March.


And this sexy picture is one of my butt.... what?! You wanted sexy pictures, right? Well, that's what I do. Provide sexy pictures of my butt for all to see. I've been a butt model for some time now. This particular photo is an "action" shot. I wasn't even flexing those cheeks! You should see the flexed pictures! (Editor's note: Comment now before Ashley deletes my butt pic!)


Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Now I can die in peace!!

(disclaimer: this photo is not one of my own. I borrowed it from the internet. My lint is white.)

Thanks Georg Steinhauser! You've solved the biggest mystery or all mysteries! Because of you, I can now live with myself and understand why my belly-button refuses to stop collecting lint.

I only hope you are able to recover from the financial and emotional strain sustained during this trying time studying 503 samples of Navel Lint. I especially feel for your many friends and family who endured your navel gazing in the name of science.

I hope that the government will be kind enough to fund your research in the future as you continue to dive further into the mysteries of the belly-button. God Speed my friend. I only hope we will have the opportunity to meet and have many dialogues that will produce wonderful insights like...

"Abdominal hair is mainly responsible for the accumulation of navel lint."

...or this...

"Lint might ... fulfill a cleaning function for the navel."

Please Mr. Steinhauser, come to America and enlighten us further.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,504067,00.html

Saturday, February 14, 2009

David After Dentist

Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Our eventful month!


IT'S A BOY!!
So, Dallas wins. And the rest of you that voted boy. (Editor's Note: It's not that I didn't want a girl, I had a dream many moons ago and it was a boy, so that was my prediction... And yes I'm a "visionary" man!) I just guessed it was a girl to see if I could prove Dallas wrong but really had no clue. (Editor's Note: Yes it's very uncommon for Ashley to ever prove me wrong.) Isn't our little man adorable?


It looks like he's sucking his thumb in this one. (Editor's Note: Yes it's true that his father sucked his thumb until the age of 4 when his mother weaned him of this habit with candy corns. This explains why I am still addicted to candy corn and sugar in general.)


The 3D ultrasounds are the coolest. I love how he looks in this one!

And there's his....as Aidan would call it: PeePee Dude!

So here's the story of the ultrasound. A coworker told me about her friend who had an unfortunate experience with her ultrasound. Apparently her baby had some problems, but she wasn't informed until 3 weeks later.

So...As soon as I walked in and got on the table, the sonographer put the jelly and ultrasound thingy on my belly and I started to ask some questions. I proceeded to tell her the story about my coworker's friend and let her know that if there were complications, or concerns she had about the baby, I wasn't going to leave without having as many details as possible.

MEANWHILE...there was a monitor in the upper corner of the room and Dallas was standing under it watching. All of a sudden the sonographer and I hear, "IT'S A BOY!!!!!" It caught us off guard and the sonographer laughed and said, "He SURE is!! There you go!" Everything else was visible and healthy and I was amazed at how detailed those things are. She had to poke my belly a few times to get him to move around a bit and I don't think he liked it, cause he kicked right back. I think he gets his fiestiness from me. (Editor's Note: I confirm this theory.)


IN OTHER NEWS: Dallas is no longer blind! (Editor's Note: No really, it's true.)

Dallas got Lasik Eye Surgery done on 01/29 and this is a sexy picture of him with his lunch lady hat and booties right before the surgery. (Editor's Note: Why do people have to denigrate the lunch lady?! These were my favorite people in elementary school. They introduced me to steak fingers, rectangle pizza, and chocolate milk!! It doesn't get cooler than the lunch lady.)


Here's the "After" shot. He only had to wear the goggles for the night and by the next morning, he tested 20/20. Amazing right? (Editor's Note: The goggles were for my protection while I sleep. You see, my wife tends to "flail" in her sleep and try to gouge my eyes out. I think this is hereditary because I hear my mother-in-law has done this as well.)



Here's the picture of the computer during his surgery. I don't know what any of it means and I took the picture through the glass. (Editors Note: This is actually a picture of my brain... I don't know where the other 2/3 is located) (Editor's Note: Okay, it's really a scan of my eye ball.)

Here's the laser. Each eye took 52 seconds. He was only in that room for like 10 minutes and that was it! (Editor's Note: This is the laser that cuts the flap on the outside of my eye. If you look close enough, you'll see my nose to the right of the laser. Just ignore the hairs sticking out. This is also a hereditary condition.)


Dallas and his special stuffed puppy to keep him company (Editor's note: Puppy provided by the surgeon. Dallas' stuffed animal is actually a panda bear named "Rolly" after the 101 Dalmation puppy. True story). He was so brave! (Editor's Note: Of Course!.)

Seriously though, I don't think Dallas ever stresses about anything, and this would've been an ample opportunity to do so. This was just another day in the life of Dallas Stahle. The optomestrist kept asking if he was tensing up or nervous and of course he wasn't. (Editor's Note: Well they gave me Vallium, what did you expect?) I was more nervous than he was. (Editor's note: The doctor was a UTE and that freaked me out! He told me he used the laser to leave a UTE insignia on my retina. This is similar to how circuit board manufacturers leave small microscopic signatures on their boards. I might sue...)


HAPPY 28th DALLAS!!

I bet you'll never guess where we celebrated Dallas' 28th birthday.
Dallas never got to go to Chuck E. Cheese's as a kid and one day while I was talking to him on the phone while driving past one, I mentioned that I saw it. He asked if we could go there for his birthday. We totally did. Seriously. It was a blast! (Editor's Note: I was the "big" kid that bullied all the smaller kids. I hogged all the video games and ate all the pizza and cake!! Hahahahahahahaha... that's my evil laugh.)


Dallas and Ivan racing cars, obviously focused. (Editor's Note: We were posing for the picture, I normally don't look like that when racing cars on video games. I swear.)

I didn't realize they were going to announce Dallas and his age as part of the whole celebration. Amongst the other balloons that said "Tasha - 6" and Nicholas- 8" was "Dallas-28"
It's a good thing we don't care much what other people think because we got a whole lot of puzzled looks. Lol. (Editor's Note: I like to think of them more as "Looks of admiration".)


Val with Joey and Haylee eating their pizza and rootbeer.

They actually show all the Birthday Stars on the big TV screen and recognize each one with a huge picture of Chuck...I bet there isn't one person that reads our blog that is lucky enough to have their name on the Chuck E. Cheese screen for their 28th birthday. :) (Editor's Note: Chuck E. Cheese was actually a little creepy. He wouldn't even give me a hug! What a jerk. I'm never going back there... at least until my 29th b-day party.)

Scott and his amazing balloon artist talents. He made Dallas his own special birthday hat. It was a hit. Not to mention, none of the little "Birthday Stars" even had one.

Natalie and Tate were experts at this game.

Brian and Natalie on a little daddy daughter motorcycle ride.

Little Ruthie bouncing around in the Chuck E. mobile

Denmark, Addy, and Ellie

Dallas' Orange Dreamsicle cake made by Val and me. It was super tasty. (Editor's Note: Holy Crap it was tasty!!.)

I think the triple-decker strawberry cake was Dallas' favorite. (Editor's Note: Holy Crappy Crap it was tasty. I can't wait till my 28 1/12 b-day party so I can have another cake like this.) (Val has this book called the Cake Doctor that had this recipe...Dallas has since ordered the book.) I asked Dallas how he felt about having his 28th birthday at Chuck E. Cheese's and having a pink birthday cake...He's totally fine with it. AND he loved both. (Editor's Note: Who cares what the color was, the cake was The. Best. Cake. Ever. Created!!!)

THE INTRUDER

We were having a hard time keeping Zee's fur from getting knotted up. Dallas could tell she was uncomfortable, but we let her go too long without brushing her, so we took her to the vet to get her shaved...Is this not the most hilarious picture of a cat you've seen. (Editor's Note: We actually used to do this to our persian cats when I was younger in the summers. The first time we did it, they walked around all embarrassed because they felt "naked". It was quite comical. Zee however, had no shame walking around the house like this and I think she felt quite liberated. She gets this from her name sake.)

I was hoping that a haircut like this would humble Zee and she would be a little less snotty, but instead she now prances around thinking she's all that, just like before...

Love the tail. (Editor's Note: The sad thing is that this is a "male" haircut. We haven't told Zee that yet.)