
Thursday, April 30, 2009
The "Nesting" Projects...

Friday, April 10, 2009
Okay, Okay...
Tuesday, March 03, 2009
Now I can die in peace!!
(disclaimer: this photo is not one of my own. I borrowed it from the internet. My lint is white.)
Thanks Georg Steinhauser! You've solved the biggest mystery or all mysteries! Because of you, I can now live with myself and understand why my belly-button refuses to stop collecting lint.
I only hope you are able to recover from the financial and emotional strain sustained during this trying time studying 503 samples of Navel Lint. I especially feel for your many friends and family who endured your navel gazing in the name of science.
I hope that the government will be kind enough to fund your research in the future as you continue to dive further into the mysteries of the belly-button. God Speed my friend. I only hope we will have the opportunity to meet and have many dialogues that will produce wonderful insights like...
"Abdominal hair is mainly responsible for the accumulation of navel lint."
...or this...
"Lint might ... fulfill a cleaning function for the navel."
Please Mr. Steinhauser, come to America and enlighten us further.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,504067,00.html
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Wednesday, February 04, 2009
Our eventful month!
IT'S A BOY!!
So, Dallas wins. And the rest of you that voted boy. (Editor's Note: It's not that I didn't want a girl, I had a dream many moons ago and it was a boy, so that was my prediction... And yes I'm a "visionary" man!) I just guessed it was a girl to see if I could prove Dallas wrong but really had no clue. (Editor's Note: Yes it's very uncommon for Ashley to ever prove me wrong.) Isn't our little man adorable?

It looks like he's sucking his thumb in this one. (Editor's Note: Yes it's true that his father sucked his thumb until the age of 4 when his mother weaned him of this habit with candy corns. This explains why I am still addicted to candy corn and sugar in general.)

The 3D ultrasounds are the coolest. I love how he looks in this one!

So here's the story of the ultrasound. A coworker told me about her friend who had an unfortunate experience with her ultrasound. Apparently her baby had some problems, but she wasn't informed until 3 weeks later.
So...As soon as I walked in and got on the table, the sonographer put the jelly and ultrasound thingy on my belly and I started to ask some questions. I proceeded to tell her the story about my coworker's friend and let her know that if there were complications, or concerns she had about the baby, I wasn't going to leave without having as many details as possible.
MEANWHILE...there was a monitor in the upper corner of the room and Dallas was standing under it watching. All of a sudden the sonographer and I hear, "IT'S A BOY!!!!!" It caught us off guard and the sonographer laughed and said, "He SURE is!! There you go!" Everything else was visible and healthy and I was amazed at how detailed those things are. She had to poke my belly a few times to get him to move around a bit and I don't think he liked it, cause he kicked right back. I think he gets his fiestiness from me. (Editor's Note: I confirm this theory.)
IN OTHER NEWS: Dallas is no longer blind! (Editor's Note: No really, it's true.)


Here's the "After" shot. He only had to wear the goggles for the night and by the next morning, he tested 20/20. Amazing right? (Editor's Note: The goggles were for my protection while I sleep. You see, my wife tends to "flail" in her sleep and try to gouge my eyes out. I think this is hereditary because I hear my mother-in-law has done this as well.)

Here's the picture of the computer during his surgery. I don't know what any of it means and I took the picture through the glass. (Editors Note: This is actually a picture of my brain... I don't know where the other 2/3 is located) (Editor's Note: Okay, it's really a scan of my eye ball.)


Dallas and his special stuffed puppy to keep him company (Editor's note: Puppy provided by the surgeon. Dallas' stuffed animal is actually a panda bear named "Rolly" after the 101 Dalmation puppy. True story). He was so brave! (Editor's Note: Of Course!.)
Seriously though, I don't think Dallas ever stresses about anything, and this would've been an ample opportunity to do so. This was just another day in the life of Dallas Stahle. The optomestrist kept asking if he was tensing up or nervous and of course he wasn't. (Editor's Note: Well they gave me Vallium, what did you expect?) I was more nervous than he was. (Editor's note: The doctor was a UTE and that freaked me out! He told me he used the laser to leave a UTE insignia on my retina. This is similar to how circuit board manufacturers leave small microscopic signatures on their boards. I might sue...)
HAPPY 28th DALLAS!!
I bet you'll never guess where we celebrated Dallas' 28th birthday.
Dallas never got to go to Chuck E. Cheese's as a kid and one day while I was talking to him on the phone while driving past one, I mentioned that I saw it. He asked if we could go there for his birthday. We totally did. Seriously. It was a blast! (Editor's Note: I was the "big" kid that bullied all the smaller kids. I hogged all the video games and ate all the pizza and cake!! Hahahahahahahaha... that's my evil laugh.)

Dallas and Ivan racing cars, obviously focused. (Editor's Note: We were posing for the picture, I normally don't look like that when racing cars on video games. I swear.)

It's a good thing we don't care much what other people think because we got a whole lot of puzzled looks. Lol. (Editor's Note: I like to think of them more as "Looks of admiration".)

Val with Joey and Haylee eating their pizza and rootbeer.








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